What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception