What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!