How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV