Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.