How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

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Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

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Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.