What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.