How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.