How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?

Elephantoms !

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.