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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof