Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive?

Inflation.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

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How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.