How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."