What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor