Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!