Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

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What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.