What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.