How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

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When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.