How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.