Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How do people at rodeos heckle the riders?

Moooo!

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

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What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.