Increase Jokes

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How do you increase a pirates morale?

mor ale

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

You might also enjoy:

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

World Jokes More World Jokes

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Demeter Jokes More Demeter Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Average Iq Jokes More Average Iq Jokes

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.