What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.