What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes