Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.