Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*