Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

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Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.