Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!