What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes More Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.