A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
Icebreaker.
Yorkies
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.
A harenet.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
It was the Bain of his existence.
Reality *cries in the corner*
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
