What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.