Duck tape!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They always quack the case
When he's quacked.
A paradox
They quack up
Because she was a quack.
Quack
Cause they would quack up.
Cause they be quacking jokes
Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Ducks like a quack.
Quack the case! I'll show myself out.
A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."
They were selling quack in the park.
Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !
I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
They always quack the case.
Oh, they'll tell you.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Lost
No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!
Quack.
Quack cocaine
Hebrewed his own
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
Putin: "Turkey"
God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
Don't ask her out again
Carlos
Wet.
Very Quackly
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
To keep here legs closed.
