What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

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Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Duckle Jokes More Duckle Jokes

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.