Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.