Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.