Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.