When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths