How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

Previous Random Joke Next

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a bench?

One can support a family of four.

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!