How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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What do you call a black person in space?

An astronaut.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.