How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

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Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths