What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.