After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.
One is a bunch of cunning runts.
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
A school shooter
What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography.
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.