Because they can't even.
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There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
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When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
Polaroids.
Only when they snap at something!
Ph.P.
Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Because education pays off in the long run!
If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
