Young Girl Jokes

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

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Odd Numbered Group Jokes More Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Intend Jokes More Intend Jokes

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!