Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.