What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.