What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#