What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.