Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.