Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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A Beef
He didn't want any beef.
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
They are all against Turkey
Sir Loin.
Stroganoff
It had beef.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Because they got no beef.
A mis-steak.
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You don't want beef with me
Beef on WIC
You want some beef
Patty
FILET MIGNON!**
Because the steaks are high.
A: He has got no beef.
Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
Beef fair now !
Beef Stroken off
Because it's not stroganoff.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Laughing gas.
Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.
Half a dog.
A: It's not my fault.
That was your fault!!!
They're both gold-diggers
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Something from another universe -ity !
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
