What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out