Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van