Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids