If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
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No chance of blocking an uppercut.
My newt.
It's a fugazi.
Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
A stretch
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Chicken Tenders.
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Professor: Astronomical.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
A Fairodactyl
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
I replied.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
To give the ants a chance.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
It's the only chance they have to mate.
Slaves.
It was won by a hare!
Using saxitoxin.
points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels
I can't hear you, but I can see your point
Because it's my newt."
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.
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It's days were numbered.
Because he didn't get it.
Slow down and use some lubricant.
An eggnogstic
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
