Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

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Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.