Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

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Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.