Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.