Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Rosa Parks
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
Because they don't have 2 towers.
Shrekmate.
Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Because they were mated.
I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!