What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they are two tired.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Popsicle Jokes More Popsicle Jokes

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!