What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

Popsicle Jokes More Popsicle Jokes

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!