What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!