What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

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What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

Why are ophans no good at baseball?

They dont know where home is.