What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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Why are ophans no good at baseball?

They dont know where home is.

What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad