Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*