Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?

A fair cop !

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL