How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.