Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

Lazy Eye Jokes More Lazy Eye Jokes

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)