Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)