Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy?

He was too far out man!!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

Lazy Eye Jokes More Lazy Eye Jokes

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)