How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

j.pegs

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip