How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Freudian Slip Jokes More Freudian Slip Jokes

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.