One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
It had a screw loose.
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
Wanna go ride bikes?
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Freud