How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.