How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

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fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.