How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.