If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.
None. Their parents will do it for them.
Why does it have to be a group activity?
Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw
Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?