How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.